Quick! Come get those condoms while you are still hot.

Somebody tell that elephant he is breaking the zoo rules.

Come closer and check out our cold beers!

Just look what I'm capable of when I'm really angry.

Know your priorities in case of fire. Do not tweet before exiting the building!

Scientologists, Jehova's witnesses and especially that Jerry should be nowhere near our house.

We know you don't care about your own safety, but think about the cost of gas.

Want to get pregnant? I'm the best guy for that job. Call me ASAP.

That sign exists because someone really tried to do that.

There is no denying logic. If you do not love bacon you are clearly wrong.