Welmoce is actually a really nice place, right?

This is where mr spider lives. And this is exactly why I'm running far away from this place with these quite large spiders.

Czechs are welcome anytime. It's just the checks we are worried about. We don't accept Czechs as a form of payment. Wait. What?

Guess the city has a personal issue with two people.

Welcome, just have a seat over there. And also take off your clothes, prepare a fork and add some salt on your head.

The same rug with two different messages.

Oh... so you've got offended by a post on the internet.. You defintely must be new here... Welcome!

Doormats are always funny. This one keeps it simple with the main idea - LEAVE!

This doormat just shows lots of love. Oh crap, not you again! Haahahahah. Feel the love!!!

I bet you feel like home after reading this sign, you can even see your wife, hahah. Oh no, not you!