I would go to the bathroom, but it's foggy so I'll wait until the sky is clear.

Remember to dry your hands before pulling on the towel that you will use to dry your hands. We all love logic!

Looks very comfortable, but how do you clean all this up?

So I got the new handle installed today in the closet. I should have measured twice, shouldn't I?

I was just about to enter this urinal but good thing they posted that sign.

That is quite impressive, did they fit an entire floor with bathroom stalls?

I understand it's off limits for other people, but honestly I wouldn't want to be invited in such a place for a private event, no matter who's coming.

Ever since I ran out of toilet paper it has been my dream to make sure that nobody else has to suffer in such a way ever again.

For those unique and private moments, why not share them with a friend?

So make sure you wash your hands until they get white.