I'm either gay or this is just a phase I'm going through at the moment.

Be afraid Justin, be very afraid.

I'm going to beat you up and throw you out of that chair.

We seriously mean it. Slow down now!

The dog is OK, but the owner will chase you around and bite you.

I'l be back shortly, but it depends on the wind speed.

Proceed at your own risk. Those zombies are all over the road.

Do you really want to pee here? Think twice before we remove your balls.

Don't interrupt me while I'm at the computer doing... things.

I'm not kidding. I'll kick your ass if you won't pay me.