Wife wanted to feel more epic while cooking dinner. She wasn't too mad.

With a license plate like that he must have known this was bound to happen.

Okay, wait for it... Still waiting, nothing happened. I'm hungry.

Just tell me why, bat, tell me why?! Why are you doing this?

I can't force you to agree with me. I can't make you be right.

It's easier for the Chinese, really really easier.

Almost a topless dog. But not quite.

Ohohoho, tennis balls, all mine! GOTTA PLAY, GOTTA, GOTTA!

You wish came true but you still lost. Hahahahahahahahah!

My mommy only wanted a back rub... Well, how about that?