No dogs allowed, might as well lay here on the grass.

Make sure not to read this sign, it is private.

Beware of the shallow water and limit any diving to prevent permanent injury.

Our dog helps everybody find out if there is life after death.

Mondays are so full of it.

Unfortunately we don't sell any sex, just coffee.

We are just stating the obvious because we can state the obvious.

Please set me on fire so I may be permitted to smoke.

On second thought it might be a good idea to post that message all the time.

Your free doom is this way.