Shut up and be quiet. Maybe he'll leave us both alone and we can live.

It looks like you are having a good day. Let me fix that for you.

And the war begins... Don't open your pack of gum in public, trust me.

That stupid feeling and moment when you touch a piece of gum under the desk, and your face expression, haha.

That awful moment when you touch a piece of gum under the desk. YUCKSSSS!

Think twice before ordering that flavor of ice cream. It has quite an interesting description.

Every time I open a pack they all come rushing towards me.

That sign exists because someone really tried to do that.

Yeah, pretty sure that was not what they had in mind when they put the sign up there.