How to make sure you put your puppy to bed without any troubles.

I'm sure they're properly secured but imagine waking up by falling a few feet then getting pulled by the safety rope.

Looks like my wife grew some paws during the night.

No air conditioning available? Well, at least you can sleep with your big fan.

I should have went with an iPhone, it's way cheaper to get woken up randomly during the night.

I want to thank my brain for making me feel tired all day long, but keeping me awake when I go to bed.

Just in case you were wondering I am in fact just sleeping. No need to call an ambulance and wake me up in the middle of my beauty sleep.

Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.

You haven't been tired until you fall asleep on the bus with your lip smashed against the front seat. That's when you know you have reached rock bottom.

Wake me up when it's time for partying again. I'll be lying here wasted until then.