Every city has an origin story. Would be very curious to know how Big Bone Lick came to be.

If it's muddy then it should also be dusty. Right?

Not me, I'll get my ashes launched into space!

Clearly they aren't kidding. This definitely ain't $1.

OK, I think I received the message.

The sign told me what to do so I did it.

I think this toilet is one of the most depressing places I’ve ever been in.

It is incredibly dry, very hot and a fire can start at any moment. So don't add any gas to the situation.

Yes, I will definitely not miss you. So next time please change the billboard advertising.

Looking for my unicorn. Have you seen it?