Wonder how hard it is not to get her hair stuck in all kinds of situations.

Looks like we've ended up in uncharted territories. Where's the manual for this one?

Am I supposed to be concerned or happy for their low requirements. Guess I'll apply and find out!

I need a sign, otherwise I will certainly scream. Good thing she can't read. Yet.

As soon as a cat starts running down the street this little girl will become a human kite.

Gru better get hold of those wandering minions.

Honey, have you been playing Jenga on our daughter again?

Dear God, why do you have to be like this? Everybody is beautiful and I'm ugly. Either make me beautiful too or I'm not talking to you anymore.

Next time I'm asking a girl for naked pictures of her I'll be sure to be extremely specific.

Refraction: turning cute girls into monsters since bathtubs were invented.