Only true ninjas may use the exclusive ninja exit.

Can't you read the sign? Don't jump like that.

You cannot deny those similarities now.

Certainly nobody will ever run into each other.

So what did you do with the dog, sheep?

Please, have mercy! I need to get to a computer ASAP.

There, I touched it. Nothing happened.

I'm not going to play by the rules so better piss on this sign.

I'm just an unlucky alien in need of your money.

Yeah, pretty sure that was not what they had in mind when they put the sign up there.