I've found my soon-to-be blanket sitting on my bed.

I think I made a huge mistake, but might as well enjoy the ride and the scenery.

Why did you buy a game instead of playing with me?

The entire process in which the box is being taken over by its true owner.

Oh look, they also had a little diaper for the little one. Wonder how much he enjoys walking around in poo...

That's a great piece of information that I did not need. I knew cats were assholes anyway.

I will send them this photo and ask for my money back!

Make sure that there's not unwanted sewing done at the wrong place.

Has anyone seen my dog? He's got an average height, with some black spots over a white fur.

This is the exact same position I'm in while being completely depleted and getting to bed.