For Halloween I became the cat pole. Cats loved me!

Why did you buy a game instead of playing with me?

Yeah, I wanted to go out but I've changed my mind. Can I get inside now?

I work for my cat, but my cat makes things ever so hard for me.

The entire process in which the box is being taken over by its true owner.

This would clearly work for tiny packages. And imagine bypassing all the traffic.

Has anyone seen our cat? I keep searching for him for a couple of hours, can't see him anywhere.

He looks so thin right now.

Oh look, our cat is an asshole. And he also likes stretching all over our new sidewalk.

For all the idiots out there we were required to post this message and make sure that nobody thinks our cats get milked.