I'm as bad as it gets so I will certainly be the one you like.

Thank you so much for smoking. This makes out business much more productive.

Now that it is forbidden I feel a weird urge to start smoking underwater. Surely I've been missing out on something here.

Wouldn't it be easier to just don't put a cigar in your mouth?

Nowadays we got to respect the signs exactly. Don't want any cops to give us any tickets for not following signs, do we?

Better enjoy the last moments of smoking before this sign is mounted.

Absolutely no fish are allowed to smoke around these premises.

And this is how you can have a both smoking and nonsmoking bar at the same time.

Just look at this lovely lady. Ain't got nothing caused by smoking.

We know you don't care about your own safety, but think about the cost of gas.