I understand the beer consumption, but how does he get to the toilet?
Honey, I think we're getting lunch here. Looks like they're running a special today.
Too bad the old gramps doesn't get to sip anything.
I'm just going to get something for my depression from the local pharmacy. I'm sure I can find something for my needs.
Who could be so savage to pour beer in this way? The horror!
Alright, we're not a pharmacy! But we have exactly what you need and you bet you need more beer right now.