This copier is as hot as Ryan Gosling. You cannot touch it. Please go and use another one.
If she's 20% hotter than me then I surely hit rock bottom.
If your laptop starts cooking on its own again just move in the fridge.
Feeling the heat of the summer? Why not chill in the fridge for a moment?
If I was in Irvine I would seriously consider taking a few days off an moving the hell away from there.