If you need to describe a sound via text, here's a great example of how to do it.

It is incredibly dry, very hot and a fire can start at any moment. So don't add any gas to the situation.

I guess this fire escape simply melts on its own in case of fire. Otherwise nobody can climb up. Theft proof!

I told you to go with tagliatelle, but no, you wanted long and thin spaghetti. Hope you like it crunchy and charcoaly then.

Great, step 1 is to know where the fire extinguisher is at. Then pray that you have the key close by in case of fire.

A heated pool was just too expensive. It just happens that we have a wheelbarrow and some firewood nearby.

What's the one thing that would make you unable to work with your boss any longer?

Who are you going to call now? The fire department?

I don't know why, but everyone wanted me to join the fire department ever since I was little. So I did.

Taking those special shots sometimes requires sacrifices. Boots and tripods are expendable.