You want to get bitch-slapped? Then no drama today!

Oh, we are a for profit organisation, we just don't have a prophet. Read the sign next time and hand over your mandatory donation.

Deformed sounds right, doesn't it? Who needs a professional English translator when you have Google Translate?

Keep honking so we keep drinking. It's a win-win situation.

Just your friendly "don't read this book advice" you can find in our library.

Roaches started watching the Wire. They absolutely need to know what happens with Omar before they die.

Know those pool sex rules by heart.

If you haven't managed to aim properly then just take a seat like the ladies.

Do you wash your hands before returning to work?

Warning! The ice is extremely thin, almost invisible.