Oh, how far along are you? What do you mean 2 pizzas?

My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.

Whatever you do, what ever you say, whatever you don't say, you will need to flee. Fast. Hopefully she'll focus on something else by tomorrow.

Good thing we came to this establishment, otherwise all of us might have gotten pregnant.

Totally worth naming his kid James.

Ever since she became pregnant she seems to be more creative with her meal requests

So what if I like cartoons? Mind your own pregnancy.

Looks like Facebook already detected you are pregnant. We should go ahead and setup a profile for the baby right away.

Oh, what an unexpected surprise. You don't say!

Oh that's a relief. Up until now everywhere I've been to and had a quick snack somehow ended with me getting pregnant. This place is awesome!