Stop been sheeple! Become useless today to make sure you don't get used!

We simply won't provide any service to brainless, maskless individuals. Or something along these lines.

Good thing I spent 2 hours to make the perfect white nails. Now I can just throw some random spots of red.

Women have a logic beyond logic when it comes to bathing suits and lingerie.

Sometimes the shortest distance between you and your objective is not the right one.

Why on earth should I have to lean down to eat? I could just stick my head up here.

Well... it seems like it ain't here. Oh well...

Engineers, what happened here? Not good, not good.

So.. if you want it so much, why do you keep throwing it? I just don't get it.

He didn't knew which was your stick so he brought all of the sticks he found, oh, and a ball.