Please understand that we do not allow street hoes to enter this daceroom.

We simply cannot allow any dinosaurs in at this moment. We have a strict policy about dinosaurs since we watched Jurassic Park.

Get a quick appointment with Jesus by texting. You can even bring your friends from your car with you.

Unattended hipsters will be escorted outside the premises. Please look after your hipster if you wish to bring him here.

If you jog, jog faster. The tiger is on the loose.

You know that terrorists are waiting for their virgins, right?

Imagine that the sign was placed there because someone had tried it before.

I can't read so the sign doesn't apply to me.

We promise to help you with the fat part, but you still get to be ugly.

Do not bother our pilot because he is really scared.