Oh, stop it, you. But only after you.

Were they referring to WiFi or are they really handing over a free wife? Count me in in that case.

It's all about context, people. No naughty pictures for you today.

Out of respect for others, respect that she lacks.

I've been waiting for an hour, when will someone seat me?

The windmill can turn. The rest of you guys cannot.

Nowadays we got to respect the signs exactly. Don't want any cops to give us any tickets for not following signs, do we?

Trust us, the sign mysteriously changes into Spanish when nobody is looking.

Welcome to Bonerwood, where your boner meets your wood... Wait... That didn't come out right.

I'll be sure to take care of my procrastination issues. But tomorrow.