You cannot enter here... Women and men aren't allowed... Only... X-MEN!

Will sleep for food. For more details, give me a call! Thanks.

Seriously, who doesn't love bacon? Yeah, embrace yourselves, trollers are coming - "vegetarians don't like bacon!". Ha-ha.

Heeey! Celebrate your birthday party over here, over here!!! Umm... nope, thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen, the truth..... the fact.... Chuck Norris eats concrete!

No smoking. Unless you are on fire. AUTCHHHHH! The sign owned a lotta people!

Well.. then what?! Where should I go? Straight?! GIVE ME A HINT!!!

Don't smile to strangers? Hmm... what's the problem officer? Hahahah

Now this is a must have at every house in the World. In my opinion, indeed.

Now that's one great way of scaring people. Good point!