This is clearly discriminating against decent sluts that are skinny. We should sue.

Those pesky fish smoke all night long. Let's not provide any buds, shall we?

Come on, you handicapped impersonators. We know you are faking it. Just leave your chair on the right and start waling like the rest of us.

Stay tuned for the three way that's about to go down right here.

Do not tape anything to this glass please.

We train you to abuse your child. How else can you do it?

Welcome, just have a seat over there. And also take off your clothes, prepare a fork and add some salt on your head.

And please make a sentence out of these 4 words. We were too busy daydreaming and forgot which board went on the right and which on the left.

We have a message but you need to come inside for it. Great trick for converting, right?

That dog is very shady. But let's not forget about that pesky cat.