Only alligators are allowed to swim here. So get yourself out of the water or we'll give you a ticket too.

Hold on, we got ourselves a badass around here. Don't mess with this guy.

Make sure you move because the trees don't. Or else be prepared to hug one while skiing.

Here is a nice representation of the number six. Just count the fingers on your right hand.

If you are carrying any beverages with you I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate them and drink them myself.

Please use the other trash can for boxes. This one simply cannot handle large pieces of garbage.

Here, I'll fill that in for you. I really need a blow job right now.

If you manage to cross this in 9 seconds, you will beat the bull. Otherwise it's bad.

Better enjoy the last moments of smoking before this sign is mounted.

Anyone who is trying to exit through this door will be forced to exit.