So everywhere this dog walks there are no dogs allowed.

Well, at least you got an extra handle in there.

Go get my neighbors. They certainly have a ton of meth in their houses. There is no party here at all!

I like living on the edge, breaking every rule and sign.

It's time to break the rules.

Stop dropping by. We don't like you and we don't want you around. Deal with it.

Our restaurant is so full of meat that the vegetarians will be horrified.

The hot dog doesn't need instructions for eating. If you don't manage to do it, then you are helping everyone by choking to death.

This is the list of what you mustn't flush in this toilet.

If your pet doesn't behave he'll get the cone again.