Wanted to go for an early morning run, but my wife's bras have taken over.

Got to get that six pack ready for the neighbourhood pussies this next summer.

You simply cannot argue with this proposition. Why choose to be both fat and ugly when you can only have one? Just grab a buddy and join us in lifting them weights!

This guy is totally not going to do anything productive today.

Just blend in and you could spend an entire day with these girls too.

Know your priorities. Don't cheat on your workout, cheat on your woman. She can take it.

This will certainly end bad sooner or later.

We promise to help you with the fat part, but you still get to be ugly.

Hey pal, you're really doing it wrong. Jogging should be about running, not procrastinating.

Just a cool dog doing some work-out exercises.