I was taking selfies with the first phone, unlike you wannabe hipsters.

You hate hipsters too? Then why not get yourself a drink at our place and contribute to making hipster bands go commercial and mainstream.

Whatever you may think about your hipster skills, this guy is unbeatable.

A real hipster doesn't use lighters. And doesn't use matches. A real hipster uses the power of the sun. Good luck smoking at night.

Playing Scrabble on the couch? Neah, who has time for that boring place? I'll be going to some vertical cliff and play it there.

We got everything including all that hipster crap you like so much.

You cannot call yourself a decent hipster if you still have your home movies stored in digital format. Why not try the old VHS format?

Does that thing even power on anymore? The battery must be more than a decade old.

I'll just head down to Starbucks and get myself a copy. I'll bring my typewriter with me in case I need to write my thoughts down.

Unattended hipsters will be escorted outside the premises. Please look after your hipster if you wish to bring him here.