We are selling all our fasteners but we cannot fasten this sign.

In case of fire don't throw the elevator at the flames, use the water instead.

I'm going to make a tattoo, sorry mom!

Don't miss today's offer. Buy two drink and pay them both. Seems fair.

So.. anyone fancy for drinking some toilet water? WTF.

Imagine the one who did this. Hah, funny guy.

I wonder who goes in there. So... I guess it's a great place after all.

We have tequila soup.... Shh, just come.

They're trolling you, can't you see that? STOP!

Forget about the rules. Let's break the rules!