Remember that first romantic and magical moment when I told you to shut up?

Do you want to make illogical calculus by not wearing a condom?

Did you really need to keep your phone in your hands while riding this? You deserve it.

You should certainly receive an award for your sacrifice.

Those damn women make everything harder for men.

Room was not found. Error!

No wonder it will take you a whole hour to take a dump.

This can be great unless you are a professional singer.

Gentlemen, do not throw away your empty beer cans. The ladies love them.

You are not like most girls. Most girls say that.