A great favor has been requested today from Evan. Will he be able to honor it?

You want to talk to me? Time is money so if you ain't payin' I ain't sayin'.

You pay a couple of bucks for a room, this is what you get. Just don't get up in the morning too fast.

Welcome to Bored Room. The room where you get bored. Enjoy it!

Well that's how the room looks like when the webcam is turned on.

Well... I can't clean my room, I keep getting distracted by the cool stuff that I find, it's way too awesome!

Yep, my room isn't messy. My room is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit, I bet you didn't know that. You do now. HAH!

Probably he exaggerated at some certain point... hum...?

Other activities belong in motel rooms, not in here. So act accordingly.

There is a big difference between men and women. It's the way they keep their cars and rooms.