Everybody's protesting. At least they're not posting on Facebook.

Not having any friends saved me from a lot of problems while Facebook went down.

Good thing you had your opinions posted all over the place. Now we know who we will hang out with.

Finally I will convince this other person from the interwebs that their opinion is wrong and I hold the ultimate truth.

I'll eventually gather enough data so I can simply blend in and become of them. Until then, please like, comment and share!

Oh, look. The light says it's time to check my facebook notifications again.

3 days without Facebook? Please give this man a computer so he can check his notifications.

Those guys surely have WiFi over there.

Have you checked the facts or did you just share this bullshit on Facebook?

I don't know who this guy is and where he comes from but I need him hired immediately. Someone who knows how to post Facebook videos is clearly someone I want to work with.