Come join the party after getting laid.

Not sure if going to be used as a mouse mat...

Be an innocent little girl again with this brand new product.

Heck, diamonds are forever, you are not important for me.

You can't just buy a TV without knowing how it feels like to be sitting like this.

You can rely on me that I'll get you to safety.

Someone is probably going to get fired after this stunt.

Take part in the Christmas spirit by taking a dump on poor Santa.

What, didn't you know that Apple just released a special new product manufactured only in China?

Like to drink it all at once or just taste it with a straw. Do both with these glasses!