Your country doesn't qualify for a healthy living option. Death imminent!

For the web surfer in all of us, this errors looks very familiar.

I will have more than twice the power of windows 10, according to the install procedure!

So how am I not able to shut down a computer if I control the power cord?

If you make any typo whatsoever, you have just let the errorists win. Remember that.

I wonder if he can also burn DVDs with that thing.

Ain't got money or time to buy a new costume next year? Well if you're going to a geek party then get a 404 error shirt.

Who would have thought that this printer was meant to actually print. Thanks Ubuntu for a clear, precise and helpful error message. I'm going back to Windows.

Where there is a will, there is surely a way. And Asian women know how to find it.

No real geek would ever dare to park in this spot.