Well, that's a really beautifully written apology. Surely it must have taken at least half an hour to draw. Oh...

Jupiter isn't so different than Earth in terms of day length at least for the weekends.

And now you just wasted another 5 seconds while you read this description. Why are you still reading?

I know it's relative, but my boss wants me at work at his absolute time.

Well if YouTube didn't have so many suggestions... I would have a few months back.

It's true... Five minutes can mean a whole lot of things.

Ah... it doesn't matter. I'm already late. Clock win!

Well, not literally but.. time flies.

The definition of 5 minutes is very.. dangerous. I'll be home in 5 minutes is exactly the 5 minutes in I'll be ready in 5 minutes.

It's obvious, it's beer time. ALRIIIIGHTTT!