The conclusion is always obvious and constant. I need to apologise.

Perhaps the printer is scared because of a bad past experience and does not want to commit to a connection at this time.

Every time I'm single there are no girls around but the minute I get a girlfriend they are all over me. It's like I'm sexier if I'm taken.

Facebook needs to update its statuses to better reflect the world post GTA V release.

I'm not single or married or divorced. I'm downright waiting for a miracle to happen.

I am ready to be a dad. Hold on, I'll fix that for you.

My dream is to once have a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

So she told me she needed space. I gave her space. Awesome me.

They said... It will be fun they said. Not really... But not all men are like this.

No! Leave me and my bed alone, leave us alone! It's our relationship...