Better start sending out these invites. She is definitely interested so we are going to jump directly into the wedding!
If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.
That's definitely not coincidence. Did they open a gym in that building or something?
There's always that guy at the BBQ party that shows up with humus.
They told me I was unable to pick up ladies in my lovely excavator. They laughed at me. They were wrong.
Next time try to be more specific when giving instructions to the new guy. He tends to take things literally.
I just wander around and hold cardboards. It's a free country so what's your problem if a man simply wants to enjoy his hobbies?
We'll simply reduce the price by 1 cent so we can then send thousands of mails to our customers informing them that one of our products is cheaper now. It's brilliant marketing!
I simply love my computer so please don't judge.
I understand that this is what I ordered, but this isn't what I was hoping to receive though.