French wine in a can: for men who will never be gentlemen.

Wath out, the end is nearer than you think. OMG, here it is!

When life gives you complicated decisions, just stick with what your heart tells you.

This man takes care of me, unlike you. Just look at how good we look together.

When grandma goes shopping this is what she gets.

I couldn't care less. It's still called a mouse so I'm fine with it.

When you are going to flip her off, do it with style.

No use looking at this wall clock because time as you very well know, is relative.

Yeah, suck that electricity right out of me.

The intern is on the path to become our new system admin. Don't feed him.