Lift the phone for help and then run with it.
Either he needs a tablet or he’s taken redundancy to a whole new level.
Forgot the mask at home. No worries, there's an app for that.
I need to go somewhere and make a call. I won't be too long.
This is one of those rare occasions that warrant having a secondary phone nearby.
Probably this has happened more than once before they thought it was a good idea to place this sign on the counter.