Ever wondered why there are no pieces of art coming from Murica'? Because they hang ladders on wall and call it art!
I feel pretty stupid wearing this bow tie. But pretty nonetheless.
I finally found my future wife at this party while she was hard gaming.
So I guess that the only thing within this package is some air. Good thing they got the recipe on the package.
Another piece from the words of wisdom found above the urinals in the men's restroom.
Any student will eventually have to agree with this definition. We should even petition to change it in the dictionary.
That's it. I should start building my very own castle.
Looks like the customers want your beard off. So what will it be? Beard or tips?