What do you do when it's too cold to serve any juicy steaks? You use your skills for other efforts!

Christmas is the time to get grumpy. Jingle bells all the way!

Good guy Lincoln must abolish the sleevery business.

Get ready to embrace yourself because nobody else will do it.

Never adjust the volume while watching a movie with subtitles. Ever.

That's it. I should start building my very own castle.

Great, they made a special seat just for me.How thoughtful of them!

Let's just live until we die.

Next time I see a dirty car this is what I'm going to draw on it.

Do not mess with the guy that refuses to tear the ketchup where it's supposed to be torn.