Guess who is back in town, ladies. That's right, your daddy's daddy.

That's it. I should start building my very own castle.

Oh yeah, that old line we've all heard at a certain point... When I was your age... I already had 3 jobs. Yeah yeah yeah...

HUUUHHH ?! GRANDPA, IS THAT YOU?! What happened, are you okay?

An unusual perception of death.