Make sure that you know we're packing 10 pieces, not just 8. We want customers to enjoy their tortillas in a 10 pack!

This surely looks like it was handled with the upmost care imaginable. Or probably it just needed to fit in a tighter space.

I got the delivery of my fragile mirror that I shall use to gaze at my ass.

Eating all those carbs will surely get you the six pack you have been dreaming about.

I refuse to accept that a straight banana exists and if it did, it is not something I would consider eating.

Just imagine all the hardships that you package needs to withstand until arriving at your doorstep.

Stop opening our packages from the bottom side.

Is it true that nobody would steal flour? Why not?

Can you get some more examples of products that work just as fine without getting them out of their original package?

I just got a pack of idiots, hope they taste better than their IQ.