Do a push, then a pull, then use the entrance. If that doesn't work then we're closed.

You want to walk across the street? Then you need to push some butt first!

I need someone to push once in a while. So you should have been here.

Keep on pushing and puling until you figure out this is not the entrance.

Try to push, then try to pull and then try the actual entrance. After seeing that locked door you may bother to actually read our sign with opening hours.

How hard can it be to place a sticker in the correct way? Apparently too hard for some.

Now that you have that song playing in your brain, you are in the correct mood for our store.

This is why there is always a line of confused people staring at this door.