Have you ever fantasised about eating fast food out of your girlfriend's feet? Neither have I.

Well I have a 20 year career in being a hostess, am I not qualified for this?

No matter what diet you're following, we will definitely destroy it. So come in!

Imagine how many times this has happened in the past that it required a special notice.

You come, you eat, you go home.

This pic is so bad. Hopefully his own selfie looks way better.

The owner would definitely eat here. That sounds good enough for me.

I finally found my future wife at this party while she was hard gaming.

So, Mr Pigeon, how many hours of flight did you say you had until now?

If all you do all day is chop onions you better come up with a solution for your continuing tears.