Another drunk was responsible for painting the road markings here. I wonder if I'll get a ticket for making a U turn.

Somehow I don't believe they thought this through when they started working on those short poles.

Build the house on top of a hill they said. It will prevent flooding they said. I hope they'll be able to park in the garage when they come visit me next time.

Next time I'm asking a girl for naked pictures of her I'll be sure to be extremely specific.

Looks like bringing 2 photos on a CD can be taken literally. Better be more precise next time.

Well everybody calls me drunk. I can't help it. I didn't choose to be born Irish.

Didn't you hear about Chamele No 5? It's one of the most popular fragrance worldwide.

Make sure you not animals in this area. Many others have animaled here and it was beginning to be a problem. Let this be a warning to all these who want to animal in here.

Well ladies, this is how stupid you seem when taking a picture of yourselves right out of the bath tub.

Ever seen the morning after a big party down under? Well, it ain't so pretty.