Looks like bringing 2 photos on a CD can be taken literally. Better be more precise next time.

Well everybody calls me drunk. I can't help it. I didn't choose to be born Irish.

Didn't you hear about Chamele No 5? It's one of the most popular fragrance worldwide.

Make sure you not animals in this area. Many others have animaled here and it was beginning to be a problem. Let this be a warning to all these who want to animal in here.

Well ladies, this is how stupid you seem when taking a picture of yourselves right out of the bath tub.

Ever seen the morning after a big party down under? Well, it ain't so pretty.

This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.

Ever wondered what a programmer really is? Ever seen one function with no coffee? Well, there you have it.

Probably the one thing you don't want is a picture with somebody crashing into your auto school spread across the Internet.

Never adjust the volume while watching a movie with subtitles. Ever.