Well everybody calls me drunk. I can't help it. I didn't choose to be born Irish.
Make sure you not animals in this area. Many others have animaled here and it was beginning to be a problem. Let this be a warning to all these who want to animal in here.
Well ladies, this is how stupid you seem when taking a picture of yourselves right out of the bath tub.
This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.
Ever wondered what a programmer really is? Ever seen one function with no coffee? Well, there you have it.
Never adjust the volume while watching a movie with subtitles. Ever.
Try to push, then try to pull and then try the actual entrance. After seeing that locked door you may bother to actually read our sign with opening hours.