So I guess that the only thing within this package is some air. Good thing they got the recipe on the package.

Another piece from the words of wisdom found above the urinals in the men's restroom.

Any student will eventually have to agree with this definition. We should even petition to change it in the dictionary.

That's it. I should start building my very own castle.

Looks like the customers want your beard off. So what will it be? Beard or tips?

Would you like to be invisible in the dark? Or better yet be able to detect trash? Or even have invisible handwriting? That would be so awesome.

10 years ago we hanged Santa because we didn't get the required presents for Christmas. All that remains now are his bones and clothes.

The face on this guy is priceless. You got to hand it to him.

The tongue is more appropriate for touching bread. So please use it.

Seems silly but have you tried riding those bikes in the rain? It ain't pleasant.