Welcome to our re-tail store. Your dog is gonna love it!

What joke have you ever heard lately that didn't offend anyone?

I want to ride your mom after I'm finished with this beauty.

Another piece from the words of wisdom found above the urinals in the men's restroom.

And this is the reason why you should always make sure you are wearing underpants while going in public. Someone else's wife my tuck your private parts in.

Farmers nowadays... they tend to be very funny and make jokes about their wives. Hahahah, viva les farmers!

Yo Mama's so fat, when she came by the TV, I lost 3 episodes.

So.. how do you call a Mexican that lost his car? CARLOS. HAAAA. Knock-out.

I guess nobody noticed this but... I'm not joking. HA

I'm not sure if you were joking or just plain stupid. 'Cause in the 2nd case.... autch.