No need to polish all the pinkies if they aren't going to catch anybody's eye anyway.

Oh look, they thought of everything, even the urinals have tiny ladders.

What am I doing on February the 14th? Well I'm doing legs. I don't want to skip leg day or else I'll look silly like the rest of the guys on the Interwebs.

Why should you take such a big risk with your own brain? That must be dangerous.

Playing Scrabble on the couch? Neah, who has time for that boring place? I'll be going to some vertical cliff and play it there.

Makes you wonder what is the chicken really made out of.

My son is going to top this game, but not this year.

That's the last time I'm buying my running shoes from this place. Last time those heels were killing me.

Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?

I got some cat food in those pink bowls on the porch. I'm sure my doggies will love it.