We have minimum qualifications and we probably have minimum wages as well.

Why should you take such a big risk with your own brain? That must be dangerous.

I have cash for brains so don't ask me anything complicated.

Oh oh... my brain. Just likes to troll me and my work. WHY?

Funny, though it's sad that a lot of people have brain farts. UGH.

I really really really want to sleep. I'm sick of trying to fall asleep and my brain just messing around with me.

My sanity has left me... We've been together since always. I left no forwarding address.

Brain is trolling us, it always works... untill we fall in love. Thanks brain!

Thinking about going to sleep? Your brain has other plans for you.

The brain is the most important organ you have, according to the brain.